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LACE pt. 3: the wedding party3. THE WEDDING PARTY [WITH LOGAN DAWSON]   
I’m not big on weddings. I mean, sure, I think marriage is great, but it’s not like I need to be there when it happens. I hate that faux-thrilled shiny-eyes ‘till-death-do-us-part beg-for-gifts bullshit that goes along with what should be a completely private and simple thing. Like, nobody really cares about your stupid vows. I feel this way especially with that bitch Ashley and that cheating sleaze ball Cooper—if everyone I like from work wasn’t going to be there, neither would I, that’s all I’m saying.  The wedding party besides Mickey is full of p LACE pt. 3: the wedding party
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LACE pt. 2: the pre-party2. THE PRE-PARTY [WITH MARTHA “MARTY” SCHWARTZ]   
We’re waiting for Chucky to punch out, Logan and I, sitting in the staff room with cigs smoking in the glass ash tray and a hair straightener heating up on the table. Logan is reading this Vogue magazine Chucky left sitting out and I’m painting my nails pink to match my pink cotton dress. I have heated rollers in my hair and a few still sitting in their warmer for when Chuck comes back. All this, in the back of a pretty unsuccessful Frank’s Bistro location, with Chucky O’Dea and our manager Mickey Crosby waiting for the other set of staff to come in and LACE pt. 2: the pre-party
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LACE pt. 1: the after-party1. THE AFTER-PARTY [WITH CHARLIE “CHUCKY” O’DEA]   
My name gets tossed around a lot in the ashes left behind after the high-tension quick-burning disco inferno that was the marriage of the dead-meat slug Cooper Robinson to the late Ashley Smart. Late as in she hasn’t shown up yet, not as in she’s dead, like we feared until she called Mickey’s cell phone and told him to start without her, she’d be, like I said, a little late. My name, for the record, is Charlie O’Dea, just in case you wanted to get in on the dodge-name game, but most of my comrades call me Chucky or, when I’ve been an awf LACE pt. 1: the after-party
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GapteethBrushing the blood out from between my teeth, my tongue is all the time in the hole you made where my top right canine should be. I can see you behind my reflection in the cracked mirror, tinted brown behind a film of cigarette smoke and grime, and your eyes are sad inside raccoon-eye rings of purple bruises.  “What?” I ask, spitting green toothpaste foam on the mirror. My reflection looks like it has rabies, covered in bruises and foaming like it is. What an ugly little tart, is all I can think, eyeing myself down. I can’t win a staring contest with myself, I’m just that pathetic lately, but I can give and take an ey Gapteeth
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CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION EV-ER-Y-THING.

Sat Sep 13, 2008, 10:28 AM
  • Mood: Disbelief

now that I have your undivided attention, here's a little tidbit for you: I am moving my deviantART account, after three years, to ~elephant-ears.

This is a little surreal to me, but I think it's about time.

Please turn your eyes and ears toward ~elephant-ears, as I will soon be moving my favourite pieces of art to that account. If you would relocate your watches, that would also be appreciated. If there is a specific piece you would like to keep in your favourites after it is gone from this account, please enclose a link to it in a note to ~elephant-ears, and I will re-submit it.

Thanks, everyone.

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  • Current Residence: don't. look. up.
  • Interests: cigarettes; beat lit; dancing in my underpants.
  • Favourite movie: fight club; party monster.
  • Favourite band or musician: the moldy peaches ftw.
  • Favourite genre of music: it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
  • Favourite artist: pablo picasso & edgar degas
  • Favourite poet or writer: chuck palahniuk & truman capoteeeee. <3
  • Favourite photographer: floria sigismondi & irving penn
  • Favourite style of art: impressionist; stream-of-consciousness
  • Favourite game: gin rummy ftw, mo'fuckas.
  • Favourite gaming platform: i still cherish my gameBoy colour.
  • Favourite cartoon character: clone gandhi; soundwaaave. <33
  • Personal Quote: donny osmond? what are you doing at the north pole?
  • Tools of the Trade: sharpie, no. 2 pencil, & sheer unbridled ingenuity.

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*Bluesfrau Nov 4, 2009, 12:00:30 AM
Hi there,

is this your story?
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All the best
Blues

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~buildingsLIE Jun 30, 2008, 10:08:35 PM
I'm still alive.

Are you?
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~xclockwork Jul 6, 2008, 7:19:29 PM
just barely.

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~buildingsLIE Jul 8, 2008, 3:11:03 AM
make you to don't slip then.

not until we meet.
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~BlackVelvetWhiteLace May 3, 2008, 4:43:13 AM
i know it was like a week ago and i should have said thankyou before now, but thankyou for the favourite :hug:
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~Reanimated-Theories Mar 24, 2008, 11:55:37 PM
Your work looks fabulous in my favorites. They actually make me look like I have good taste.

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~xclockwork Mar 25, 2008, 1:51:59 PM
haha. If only I wasn't the epitome of bad taste. Then again oxymorons are in this year. :]

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~Reanimated-Theories Mar 25, 2008, 3:03:52 PM
:XD:

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~Reanimated-Theories Mar 19, 2008, 8:48:24 PM
Hey Space Monkey, just wanna say hella thank you for sending me those writes of yours. I did a little jig, for real when I got it. :dance: I'm so excited to read them. Thanks. :hug:

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